Washing Airplanes

County bum, this ain't worth a dad wang

Here I am washin' Cessna 204's and coulda been flying L-1011's

Never in my life saw nothing like it

Hey mister, more arm in all

Standing out here, feeling just like a schmuck with a bucket of

Soapy water and a scrub brush, too

Cussing myself, wringing my Super Chamois out

Kicking my butt for flunking out of pilot school

Man, these buckets sure are nasty

I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off then dry

Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong

And wiping bird poop off these wings

Right now, I'm standing out here washing airplanes

I shoulda gone to class, partied less, studied much harder

Done anything to graduate

Instead, I'm spraying Windex on some windows

They got me Armour All-in' tires, getting shocked by lotsa wires

Yeah, this toilet water's blue, and I am too

I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off then dry

Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong

And wiping bird poop off these wings

Right now, I'm staring at my work boots up above me

I'm laid out on the runway, I'm laid out on the runway

I'm pretty sure that fat flight attendant shoved me

But I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off then dry

I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off then dry

Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong

And wiping bird poop off these wings

Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, no lie, lie, lie

Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry, dry, dry