Richie Dagger's Crime

I'm Richie Dagger

I can stomp and swagger

I can take on all your heroes

I'm Richie Dagger

I'm young and I'm haggard

The boy that nobody owns

He sits in his corner like a child despised

A crazy sort of cast comes over his eyes

That's Richie Dagger's crime

He's the sort of boy who was never much loved

His idea of fun was society's grudge

That's Richie Dagger's crime

His life was a mess

And his friends weren't quite the best

But he was satisfied

That's Richie Dagger's crime

Suck me in and spit me out

Devour me in haste

I'm Richie Dagger

I can stomp and swagger

I can take on all your heroes

I'm Richie Dagger

I'm young and I'm haggard

The boy that nobody owns

He could set your mind ablaze

With sparkling eyes and visionary case

He stood like the remnant of an outbreak past

Wore something in his ear and boy was he sass

I'm Richie Dagger

I can stomp and swagger

I can take on all your heroes

I'm Richie Dagger

I'm young and I'm haggard

The boy that nobody owns