J.A.P

I really hope my beshert is a J.A.P.

'Cause I need the stacks

Velvet on my head, I ain't talking cap

Dip in the mikvah and I'm doing laps

I really hope my bashert is a J.A.P.

People saying I went off the derech

Thinking I'm lost, like no I got the map

My abba used to run with Mapquest

Shotah say the wrong thing to me

After mishear my bochurim pull up at your address

Test my authority, I got the metal on me kid

Like I'm playing with magnets

Whip around the Spring in so many foreigns I think I got an accent

Better than average, Better at rapping

Than these other Jewish rappers, dare you to fact check

I'm making magic, no kofar

Driving back and forth from Lakewood to many times I need a shofer

I'm getting checks like a shofer

Feature with Rechnitz coming but let's keep this in order

Slinging bricks I ain't talking about mortar

Yeshivesh basketball is not what I'm 'bout when I'm talking 'bout bricks

Beat is hot as gehenam, think I'm 'bout to shvitz

I'm doing licks, like I'm holding up candy stores

Rebbi won't even shmooze with me anymore

I really hope my beshert is a J.A.P.

'Cause I need the stacks

Velvet on my head, I ain't talking cap

Dip in the mikvah and I'm doing laps

I really hope my bashert is a J.A.P.

People saying I went off the derech

Thinking I'm lost, like no I got the map

I got the map like I'm Garmin

Y'all can't get rid of me, I'm the chametz that is stuck in the carpet

Whip the rebbi car, but I forgot where I parked it

I am so much more then your local orthodox rapper, I am an artist

I'm not the shtarkest, but trust me I'm shtark kid

It's tough sometimes to see you talking lashon harah through these Ferragamo lenses

I will never sign with a label, I'm independent

Me and my bochurim aren't dogs, no I'm chilling with menches

But yes we do bite though, I just figured I'd mention

I really hope my beshert is a J.A.P.

'Cause I need the stacks

Velvet on my head, I ain't talking cap

Dip in the mikvah and I'm doing laps

I really hope my bashert is a J.A.P.