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In the meantime I have to go to 90 AA meetings in 90 days
And I asked them, I said, "Well can I go to 90 of them in one day?"
And they said that, "No, but theoretically you could"
But they didn't have a chapter for that, so
I said, "Well we need more new streets"
And at that time they said, "Well it's time
For you to leave, come back in a month"
You know and I drink a cup of vinegar
'Cause I'm just, I'm gonna tell this and
George Bush can hear it if he wants to
But if you have to take a piss test
Yeah, drink some vinegar about 30 or 45 minutes before you go
About a half a cup
Well you can tell people at the place that
You ate a salad at an Italian restaurant
A lot of people don't
You ever drink a half a cup of vinegar
After drinking eight cups of coffee
And try to chase it with cheddar cheese?
It's no fun
But anyway, it works
It does something to your waist that
I don't know, I think it's silly
Grown people making other grown people
Pee in something besides a toilet, you know
Yeah
I figure like if I gotta pee in that cup
And you watch me
Well then you gotta pee in it and I'll watch you
They don't do that
I mean they put you in jail and they
Take your ponytail holders these days
With plastic gloves