If You Ain't Been To Houston

Everywhere I go in Texas

I hear the same old blues

Everywhere I go in Texas

People, I hear the same old news

If you ain't been to Houston

You ain't heard Texas blues

Parked my Chevy on a side street

Funky Houston late at night

I parked my Chevrolet on a side street

Funky Houston late at night

I heard a real Texas blues band

And I saw a real nasty fine

City girls hang out on Home Street

Every shape and every size

Let me tell you again, I say

City girls hang out on Home Street

Every shape and every size

They look like a million dollars

I'm telling you, they're sweet

But I got two for twenty-five