Sluts in Heaven

Lord I've had a good life

And I think I've lived it right

Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky

I'm sure behind them pearly gates

There's booze and weed and pills

But if there ain't sluts in heaven

Lord send me down to hell

Lord I know I've made

One or two mistakes in this here life

Probably could've called my kids

Or sent their mom some money once or twice

I know that it ain't right to chop these lines up on the bible

That came with this dirty Texas motel room

But if it all goes south

I guess that just means I'm gonna see you soon

Lord I've had a good life

And I think I've lived it right

Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky

I'm sure behind them pearly gates

There's booze and weed and pills

But if there ain't sluts in heaven

Lord send me down to hell

I jerk off way too much

But when I'm done I always kneel to pray

Yeah I probably owe some taxes

But I threw some change to a couple bums today

And I know that it ain't right to bang this hooker here tonight

Then call another one as she walks out the door

But you'll forgive me please

Cuz life just ain't worth living without whores

Lord I've had a good life

And I think I've lived it right

Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky

I'm sure behind them pearly gates

There's booze and weed and pills

But if there ain't sluts in heaven

Lord send me down to hell

Lord I've had a good life

And I think I've lived it right

Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky

I'm sure behind them pearly gates

There's booze and weed and pills

But if there ain't sluts in heaven

Lord send me down to hell

Lord I've had a good life

And I think I've lived it right

Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky