My Funny Valentine

'Cause you're my funny, funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

'Cause your lips are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet, yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

Don't, don't you change a hair for me

Not if you really care for me

Stay, little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

Don't, please don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little valentine, stay, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day