Sniffer

I wanna tell y'all about sniffles

I want to tell you who is a sniffer and what sniffers do

Now Sniffer is a man when his old lady go out and stay out all night

She come home to put her clothes off to go to bed

He be sniffing on her clothes to see what she been

And what she been doing and what she been going

Now, you can always tell a sniffer when you see one

He be walking around with a little funny grin on his face

And every time a woman pass me, he go

Now, that's a sniffer

You see, there's some sniffers up in here right now

Let me point 'em out to y'all

Uh, let me show 'em to you

See the man over there with the white hat on

You see, he's a sniffer that'll show you're born

See the man over there dressed in blue

He say he don't sniff, but I know that he do

There ain't but two kind of sniffers in the world I know

The one they say he do

And the other one say he don't know, oh

Here's a sniffer

Uh-huh, uh-huh

I'll tell you, they sniffers

I see sniffers, y'all, huh

Every place I go

They even got sniffers on the radio

They're sniffin' in the malls, in the grocery stores

They're sniffin' at the church

But they don't want you to know

They're sniffers

Tell you, tell you

They're sniffers

Uh huh, uh huh

There are ever two kind of sniffers in the world I know

The one they say he do

And the other one say he don't

Oh, he's a sniffer

Tell you, tell you

They sniffers

Uh-huh

All these men sniffin'

All over the world

Talkin' 'bout what I know, y'all

I ain't talkin' 'bout what I heard

All these singers are sniffin'

Even the gospel singers too

But they don't want you to know they

Sniff like the blues folks do

They sniffers

Tell you, tell you

They sniffers

Ha-ha-ha

There are ever two kind of sniffers in this world, I know

One that say he do

And the other one say he don't know, oh

He's a sniffer

Tell you, tell you

They sniffers

B.B. King and Bobby Blane

Ain't nothing but sniffers

Eric Copter, Buddy Gad

Ha-ha

They sniffers

In-house, out-house, white-house, church house, they sniffin'

Uh-huh

Bobby O.J. and Doug the D.I

Uh, he's a sniffer

Ha-ha-ha, look at 'em, they goin'

Sniffin', sniffin', sniffin', sniffin'

Uh-huh, like how hound dogs

These men, they sniffers

Sniffin', sniffin', sniffin', sniffin'

Everybody's sniffing like a hound dog

They sniffers

I tell you

Sniffin', sniffin', sniffin', sniffin'