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Please return the stewardess to her original upright position
Airline always disappointed me
They don't have a drug stewardess
They have an alcohol stewardess
Champagne, red wine, white wine
White wine, champagne, white wine, champagne
Red wine, white wine, champagne
Red wine, white wine, red wine, white wine
White wine, champagne, champagne, red wine
Red wine, white wine, red wine, white wine
Champagne, champagne, white wine
White wine, red wine, champagne, white wine
Think they could spare one girl to come down the aisle
PCP, trips, coke, smoke, shit, things to get high
'Cause getting high on the plane
Used to be half the fun
You can't smoke in the lavatories at all anymore
Not even Virginia Burley
So if you're gonna smoke a joint
Better be an old pro
Smoking, or rather getting high on the airplane
I like that better because of the semantic possibilities
For the first person ever up on an airplane
You say "Look, they're high in the airplane"
And indeed we are that
We are high in the airplane
High in the airplane
They always keep telling me at the airport "Get on the plane"
I say "Fuck you, I'm getting in"
Let the daredevils get on
But we call it being high on the plane
They're high on the plane
If you're an aeronautical engineer
And you really like the design
You might be high on the plane
And then if you got high on the plane
You'd be triple high on the plane
Unless you had got high before you got on the plane
'Cause you can be high on the plane
Well you, well let's put it this way
You can get off and get on
Or you can get on and get off, man
I used to like to smoke up in the forward lavatory
'Cause I figured that the mirror was two-way
And the crew was watching
Always offering the crew a hit, naturally