Love, I Hear

Now that we're alone, may I tell you

I've been feeling very strange

Either something's in the air, or else a change

Is happening in me

I think I know the cause

I hope I know the cause

From everything I've heard

There's only one cause it can be

Love, I hear, makes you smile a lot

Also, love, I hear, leaves you weak

Love, I hear, makes you blush and turns you ashen

You try to speak with passion and squeak, I hear

Love, they say, makes you pine away

But you pine away with an idiotic grin

I pine, I blush, I squeak, I squawk

Today I woke too weak to walk

What's love, I hear, I feel I fear I'm in

Love, they say, makes you pine away

But you pine away with an idiotic grin

I'm dazed, I'm pale, I'm sick, I'm sore

I never felt so well before

What's love, I hear, I feel I fear

I know I am, I'm sure I mean

I hope, I trust, I pray I must be in

Forgive me if I shout

Forgive me if I croak

I've only just found out

And, well, I thought you ought to know