I'm not much to look at
Nothing to see
I'm glad I'm living
And lucky to be
I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way
When I hurt his feelings
Once in a while
His only answer is one little smile
I've got that man mad about me
He's funny that way
Though he loves to work
And slave for me everyday
He'd be so much better off
If I went away
But I'm only human
A coward at best
I'm more than certain
He'd follow me West
I've got a man mad about me
He's funny that way
I can see it no other way
And no better plan
End it all and let him go
To some better girl
But why should I leave him?
Why should I go?
He'd be unhappy without me, I know
I've got that man mad about me
He's funny that way
Funny that way
Funny that way
Funny that way