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When you came into my life
I knew you were something special
Yeah
I wanna be with you all the time
I love you on every level
Yeah
I love you on fries
I love you on my burger
I love you on hot dogs
Sweet like sugar
You know we're condi-meant to be together
(Ketchup, ketchup)
I want you on my chicken nuggets
(Ketchup, oh ketchup)
I love you on my scrambled eggs
(Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup)
Food would be so boring without you
(Come to me, sugar sweet)
Ketchup was invented in 1839 by Josiah Ketchup
When he dropped a tomato into a bag of sugar
And stepped on it
Originally served hot
Ketchup was considered a dessert food
Because back then, they didn't have ice cream
Just hot ketchup
(Ketchup)
Not long after
Ketchup saw a resurgence in popularity
As a birthday gift
But since bottles hadn't been invented yet
People had to just bring spoons full of ketchup
To the birthday parties
Which turned out to be pretty messy
But it was all right, because they were happy
Because it was ketchup
And ketchup is delicious
(Here's some ketchup)
In the twentieth century
It was discovered that ketchup could be applied to pets
Such as dogs and cats
To prevent them from shedding
You know when your dog sheds all over your couch?
Well just imagine what that would look like
If your couch had dog hair and ketchup on it
(No no no no no no no no no)
You definitely wouldn't be worried as much about the dog hair
As you would be about the ketchup, but that's okay
(That's okay)
Because everything is better with ketchup
(Everything is better, better with the ketchup)
I'll pour you all over a grilled cheese sandwich