Fairy Mary Mag

Don't do anything just stand there

Holding the line

With man and boy shaking all hands

If I were a bad dog, you'd all be dead

Six big strong boys of the lands

Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalene's arms

While guardians wailed "Oh for shame! For shame!"

I will tear the secret from your arms

And come boys out from the hat

I cannot see your feet

Come on my lucky lads

You don't want to live forever

As I live and breathe as if in danger

Or as if in doubt

Ran in circles screaming "Shout!"

If I were a bad dog, you'd all be dead

Crucified

I thought you were dead