Ice cream
He brought me ice cream
Vanilla ice cream
Imagine that!
Ice cream!
And for the first time
We were together
Without a spat!
Friendly
He was so friendly
That isn't like him
I'm simply stunned!
Will wonders never cease?
Will wonders never cease?
It's been a most peculiar day
Will wonders never cease?
Will wonders never cease?
(Spoken)
Oh, where was I?
(Sung)
I am so sorry about last night
It was a nightmare in every way
But together you and I will laugh at last night someday
I sat there waiting
In that cafe
And never guessing
That you were fat
That you were near
You were outside
Looking bald
(Spoken)
Oh, my!
Dear friend
(Sung)
I am so sorry about last night
Last night
I was so nasty
Well, he deserved it
But even so
That George
Is not like this George
This is a new George
That I don't know
Somehow it all reminds me
Of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
For right before my eyes
A man that I despise
Has turned into a man I like
It's almost like a dream
And strange as it may seem
He came to offer me
Vanilla ice cream