Titties & Beer (Live)

Titties and beer (titties and beer)

Titties and beer (titties and beer)

I thank God almighty for titties and beer (big titties and beer)

Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer)

Thank God I ain't queer (titties and beer)

There's one thing daddy likes, and that's titties and beer (big old titties)

A little titties and beer

Great big titties and my beer

Goddamn it, and I love those motherfucking titties

That ain't the song

But it is now

And we'd love to do that at your wedding if you'd have us

That'd be a great song to usher in the in-laws with, wouldn't it?

Titties and beer

Did you just hear Grandma?

"Is he singing titties and beer?"

He sure is, grandma

Oh, sit down, you'll like the next one