Ralph the Rusty Robot

(Ralph is a rusty robot)

(Ralph is a rusty robot)

Ralph is the rusty robot

His batteries have run down

Life is not much fun now

Ralph is the rusty robot

His nuts and bolts have seized up

He's battered, bruised and beat up

He's lost all feeling in his circuitry

He used to be the hero of the factory

He would work all day and night

He would do the job just right

But one day his arms and legs began to squeak

And Ralph couldn't work as hard so they threw him on the scrapheap

Ralph is the rusty robot

Now he's lying in the junkyard

Life for Ralph is so hard

Ralph is a rusty robot

His head is full of mice and spiders

Fiddling with his wires

Ralph is the rusty robot

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Those mice and spiders came up with a plan

They thought it would be fun to fix that metal man

So they worked all day and night

And they fixed Ralph up just right

And then in the morning he was good as new

And when they switched his power on Ralph's eyes lit up and he said

"Thank you!"

Ralph is the rusty robot

Now he's got himself a new job

Sorting out the bits and bobs

Ralph is the rusty robot

And the junkyard owner's overjoyed

With the android he employed

Ralph is the rusty robot

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Ralph is the rusty robot

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