Brother Behave

Oh brother

Brother behave

Your sinister stares

Your menacing wave

You think you love women

Oh boy, you're so brave

You call me your mother

But I'm not your slave

And neither was she

So brother, behave

Oh,

Avert your eyes

From my personhood

And focus just as person should

Your father is a person,

Would he behave just like you?

Go drink your daddy's milk

And leave me out to dry

A circle of jerks

And meaningless perks

I don't understand

And I do not choose to know why

Oh brother

Brother good luck

Befriending a woman

You don't want to fuck

Your eyes are fixated

On my meaty tuck

Eternally stuck

Oh brother,

Oh brother good luck

Oh brother good luck

Perhaps you love men

(Perhaps he's intoxicating,

Perhaps we should just play dumb)

Perhaps you need cum

(Perhaps he's inebriating

Perhaps we will overcome )

Perhaps it's more cozy

(Perhaps he is contemplating

Perhaps we could give him some)

Up under his thumb

And all of the substances

Have left you all numb

Malnourished and empty

Ate no single crumb

You like girls

But...

You hate women

What a shame

What a shame

What a shame

What a shame

Oh brother, oh brother

Oh brother,

Avert your eyes

From my personhood

And focus just as person should

Your father is a person,

Would he behave like you?

Oh brother, oh brother

Oh brother, oh brother

Oh brother, oh brother

Oh brother, brother behave

Oh brother, brother behave