What Would You Do

Alright, I wanna know

What would you do

If it happened to you?

Say you catch the lotto for 22 mil

You bust over to your woman to kick back and chill

Dope dealers give you credit, how could they say no?

Then you start freaking out like never before

You fall asleep after freaking out all night long

You wake up, your lottery ticket and your woman is gone

What would you do

If it happened to you?

I'd find that bitch

I'd throw her in bed

I'd turn her on

To some awesome head

I'd fuck that bitch

Till she started to cry

Then I'd take my dick

And fuck her in her eye

When I see her

Gripping her toes

I'd take my dick

And I'd cum in her nose

I'd give her two minutes

To come up with the cash

Then I'd take my razor

And start slicing that ass

That's what I'd do

That's what I'd do

Alright

Now, what would you do

If it happened to you?

Say you got a job

Working day and night

Trying to please a woman

'Cause her pussy is tight

She drives a Mercedes

And she sleeps on silk

And you catching the bus, eating lunch

Bologna and buttermilk

You come home early

'Cause you're feeling sick

You walk in the door, you hear her screaming

"Fuck me, Rick"

You push the bedroom door open

And right before your eyes

You see a white boy

Laying between your woman's thighs

What would you do

If it happened to you?

What would you do

If it happened to you?

I'd tell him "Keep on fucking

And don't you dare stop

I wanna see some smoke

Coming out that cock

I wanna see some white stuff

All over them hairs

Oh, white boy

You better start saying your prayers

Then open that pussy

Good and wide

Then take your slick ass

And crawl inside"

Alright

Tell me, what would you do

If it happened to you?

What would you do

If it happened to you?

Your main lady have a baby

Everybody say there's something shady

You support the boy till he's 21

Then the dirty bitch say it ain't your son

What would you do

If it happened to you?

I'd find the man

With a 30-inch dick

Then I'd family talk her

Into turning the trick

Then I'd put red pepper on his hand

Make him stick his dick in a bag of sand

Cut off the water so it couldn't run

Sit back and enjoy all the painful fun

That's what I'd do

Any chick

Think they're slick

Just because he's meek

Don't mean he's weak

Don't get yourself caught up

In the mental

And find your ass

In the county hospital

Yeah, yeah, do it, yeah