Howlin' At The Moon

I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm in

I can't even spell my name, my heads in such a spin

Today I tried to eat a steak with a big old tablespoon

You got me chasing rabbits, walkin' on my hands, and howlin' at the Moon

Well, sug', I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad

And then I even went and lost what little sense I had

Now I can't tell the day from night, I'm crazy as a loon

You got me chasing rabbits, pulling out my hair, and howlin' at the Moon

Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree

'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me

I eat three bones for dinner today, then tried to tree a 'Coon

You got me chasing rabbits, scratching fleas, and howlin' at the Moon

I rode my horse to town today and a gas pump we did pass

I pulled 'im up and I hollered, "Whoa!" And said, "Fill him up with gas"

The man picked up a monkey wrench and wham, he changed my tune

You got me chasing rabbits, spittin' out teeth, and howlin' at the Moon

I never thought in this whole world a fool could fall so hard

But honey baby, when I fell, the whole world must have jarred

I think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom

You got me chasing rabbits, pickin' out rings, and howlin' at the Moon