Hello Mister Curtis (with apologies)

You already have my apologies

Hello, Mister Curtis

Hello, Mister Cobain

Tell me where the hurt is

Tell me exactly, now where is the pain?

Your agony, your agony, your agony

Remove me from this agony

You're agony, you're agony, you're agony

Remove me from this agony

Hello, Mister Curtis

Hello, Mister Cobain

You are so much braver than me

So do it again, so do it again

Please, do it again

Your agony, your agony, your agony

Remove me from this agony

Your agony, your agony, your agony

Remove me from this agony

Hello, Mister Curtis

And may we never forget

But I've made my decision

(To die like a king) to die like a king

(Like Elvis) like Elvis

On some godforsaken toilet

I hope I die before I get really old

I hope I die before I get really old

I hope I die before I get really old

I hope I die before I get really old