Eins, Zwei, Drei

So sick of doing the whole 9 to 5

I pay my dues, I'm just stayin' alive

And I'm so bored of it, bored of it

Oh, what's the point of it, point of it?

A paracetamol to quench the pain

The office cubicle has trapped me again

Am I a mouse in a cage, am I

D-d-d-demotivational?

Ah, if only there was a language that I can count in

That would make me feel better (oh ja)

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins, zwei, drei

Got me feeling okey-dokey

Eins, zwei, drei

Goodbye drudgery, hello me

So light you can throw me

Kill at karaoke

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm coming back to life

Countin' in English doesn't cut the mustard

So sick of munching roly-poly with custard

I'm so bored with it, bored with it

Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (oh ja, ja, ja)

I've always been a fan of aviation

I'm jumpin' on a plane to another nation

All my pounds, they feel counterfeit

I need some euros to count on it

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins, zwei, drei

Got me feeling okey-dokey

Eins, zwei, drei

Goodbye drudgery, hello me

So light you can throw me

Kill at karaoke

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins

Zwei

Drei

Eins, zwei

Eins, zwei, drei

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins, zwei, drei

Darlin', I need something salty

Eins, zwei, drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins, zwei, drei

Eins, zwei, drei

I'm comin' back to life