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The UCC oh how I dread thee
With goods and services confusing me
Is it a sale Or a service so grand?
Predominant purpose I don't understand
Offer and acceptance a delicate dance
Intent to be bound a crucial stance
Revocation looms a specter so grim
Mailbox Rule madness I'm starting to swim
Consideration a tricky affair
Past performance a burden to bear
Pre-existing duty a legal plight
Illusory promises fading from sight
Statute of Frauds a haunting refrain
MY LEGS a mnemonic driving me insane
Land goods and marriage all bound in its grip
Writing required no room for a slip
Unconscionability a chilling decree
Procedural and substantive tormenting me
Mistake misrepresentation a lawyer's despair
Duress and undue influence a burden to bear
Parol Evidence Rule a barrier so tight
Extrinsic evidence banished from sight
Complete integration a judge's decree
My carefully crafted arguments silenced by thee
Performance and breach a constant refrain
Material or minor driving me insane
Anticipatory repudiation a chilling forecast
Assurance demanded a future misplaced
Impossibility impracticability a plea
Frustration of purpose setting me free?
Damages and remedies a confusing array
Expectation reliance a lawyer's dismay
Specific performance a dancer's delight
Injunctions and rescission shining so bright
Third-party beneficiaries a legal conundrum
Intended or incidental a fate yet to come
Assignment and delegation a complex decree
Rights and duties shifting eluding my glee
The Bar Exam looms a monstrous facade
Contracts knowledge failing my confidence eroded
Oh UCC my nemesis my foe
You'll be the death of me I just know
But I'll fight you with all of my might
And conquer this beast with all of my light
I'll memorize every rule every case
And master this subject at any pace
The Bar Exam will fall I will prevail
My knowledge will triumph and my spirit will sail