So Called New Song

If I hear another so called new song that sounds like this

Gonna throw my radio right over the highest cliff

If I hear another so called new song that has this beat

Then I'm just gonna go lie down lie down in a busy street

These four chords that I'm playin'

Should be illegal by now in any key...

How many times can you write a so called new song

To the same four chords from "Let It Be"?

Just let 'em be

Everybody stop everybody stop

Everybody stop everybody stop using them

The horse is dead

If I hear another so called new song that sounds like this

Gonna throw my radio right into the hungry fish

If I hear another so called new song that has this beat

Then I'm just gonna have to find me some other place

And if your song ain't too good and you really shouldn't be out there

Move around alot, yeah move around alot

In your video in your video

In your viddy-iddy-idiotic video

And go

E-I-E-I-E-I-E-I O... I O

B- I- B- I- B- I- N- G- O... A O

Get a bunch of people to do the same thing you do in your video In your video

And go

E-I-E-I-E-I-E-I- O... A O

B- I- B- I- B- I- N- G- O... A O

And if you can't sing at all then here's whatcha do

Just YELL OUT STUFF! and you'll slide right through

Yeah ya don't hafta be good nobody cares

Dude I'm Perkin like a coffee pot... shower time

I got nothin to do I got nothin to say

But I still say it anyway and yell it to a beat (What?)

I steal from OPM and transfer digital (What?)

I ain't got one single (Word) musical idea that's orij (That's orij)

That's orij (That's orij) that's orij- rij original (Word)

Buy my rekkids, goin "buy my rekkids"

If I hear another so called new song that sounds like this

Gonna throw my radio right over the highest cliff

If I hear another so called new song that has this beat

Then I'm just gonna go lie down lie down on a busy street

E I E I E I E I O I owe