Stealing Jamaica

I'm cool and also a stupid fool

Roll down the window, licence and registration

I need to know, you got an island in the trunk

Out of the car, cuff you up, take you down to the station

Stealing Jamaica (crawling on the floor, I scrounge)

Stealing Jamaica (I'll meet you at the hotel lounge)

Stealing Jamaica (this ain't no sports car, this thing is full of dents)

Stealing Jamaica (just need to relax, I'm just a little tense)

Stealing beaches, some coladas, and a snorkel, waves bluer than Nantucket's

Swivel back to my desk with no rum, no shovel, sand, or plastic buckets

Stealing Jamaica (crawling on the floor, I scrounge)

Stealing Jamaica (I'll meet you at the hotel lounge)

Stealing Jamaica (this is just my desk, look at all the nonsense)

Stealing Jamaica (just need to relax, I'm just a little tense)

Clepto a place where every fridge has a built-in subwoofer

Breeze in my pocket, and the summer sun is warm

I just hate when everyone here's tryin' a-kill me

I steal away, I'm tropically transformed

(I steal away) I steal away

(so tropically transformed) so tropically transformed

Stealing Jamaica

Stealing Jamaica

Stealing Jamaica

Stealing Jamaica

Stealing Jamaica

Stealing Jamaica

Stealing Jamaica

Stealing Jamaica (hey, I knew you used to play)