Sent Her a Picture

I took a picture of my penis

And sent it to my brother's wife

She said boy I really need this

In my ass tonight

So I jumped up in my truck

And drove right to her house

I hit a cow and I hit a duck

But nothing will keep me from his spouse

I kicked the door wide open

She was bent over the couch

Said, my husband, he can't know this

But I need a real man now

She whispered baby come on in

Put on his favorite song

Said, this don't count as cheating

Then pulled my Wranglers off

So I cracked a beer and cracked her ass

In front of the dog and the stupid cat

This lady might have married my brother

But she acts real different under the covers

When we were done, she asked me if I love her

So I left the house, took a picture of my penis

And sent it to her mother

And sent it to her mother

I threw it in drive and peeled on out

Still had her lipstick on my mouth

Pulled right up to her mama's gate

She said, about damn time, baby, I can't wait

She poured a drink and lit a smoke

Said, now take it easy, I'm kinda old

I said, ma'am, I'll do my best

Then tore that nightgown off her chest

I cracked a beer and cracked her back

On a floral couch with her Persian cat

She might be older, but she rides rough

Throwing it back like a jacked up truck

When we were done, she asked me if I love her

So I left the house, took a picture of my penis

And sent it to her brother

Sent it to her brother

So I cracked a beer and made a plan

I'm the dick pic sending family man

If you got a sister, cousin, or mother

I'll send a picture of my penis

To one or the other