Poontang

Wooden spiders

Okay how does it

Okay

This song is gonna be very specific

Ain't no thang like a poontang

I wish I could urinate on my bed

But I cant cause my mom would get mad so very mad

I wish I was fat

I wanna die

I wish I was fat

I wanna die

I wish that I could urinate in my bed

But I cant cause my mom would get mad

I hate my stupid western accent cause it makes me sound like a hick

You are a hick

I sound like a dick ninety nine percent of the time

But I wont admit it

I'm not as smart as everyone thinks

I can just play guitar

And I say things that I hear other people say

And there's nothing impressive about that

I wish I could urinate in my bed

But I cant cause if I did my mom would get mad

Super mad

If I did my mom would get mad

Ain't no thang like a poontang

I wish I could urinate on my bed

But I cant cause my mom would get mad

She would get so mad and confused

I wish I was fat

I'm really sad I wanna kill myself today

I wish I was fat

I'm really bad

Sometimes I feel like that maybe its all a simulation

And everything only relates to me

Cause I'm the main character of the simulation

But then again everyone thinks that

So maybe I'm just dumb

Everyone thinks that

So maybe I'm just dumb

I wish I could urinate on my bed

But I cant cause if I did my mom would get very very mad

She would get so mad

Very very very very mad

I wanna write every single song there is to write

I wanna kill myself

Every song there is to write