(WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM) SEX WITH A STRANGER

I'm on the DLR on my way to fuck a stranger

Know his age, know his height, don't know his name

If I get murdered I'm sure I'll only have myself to blame

Should be ashamed!

All the danger I put myself in, in the name of shag

And a bad one at that

It's a matter of fact

To fuck a stranger is rarely a positive act for me

But still I go back

Cause who's keeping track?

My memory lacks

Until I'm lying wet on back

Ugh

A woman sits across from me

She seems nice

Seems like the kind of woman who would wear a nighty at night

She smiles at me

As if to say "you alright?"

I'm alright

I smile back and while I do, I count the lines round her eyes

If she knew where I was going

Would she'd be surprised?

Would she smile then?

Or would she look away out of fright

I think she might

I smile again

The sign lights up

Time to get off

I've arrived

It's my stop

Romance isn't dead its in a coma

Me I'm just a dog out tryna get a boner

I dont wanna spend the night alone

So I don't think about how I'll feel when its over

Cause honestly I'll probably feel the same

No miracles and no epiphanies

And disappointment always is the danger

But what did you expect from sex with a stranger?

Oh the wonders of technology

When you're horny

Ordering a man

Like you'd order a curry

Call me up, babe

I'll be there in a hurry

I'm free delivery

And all I really need

Is you to fuck my brains out

But like literally

Like get rid of my brains

I don't think I want they're helping me

Just want some intimacy, without the intimacy

But I'm not fussy honestly I'll take anything

To feel sexy