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Relevance a slippery slope
Probative value a fragile hope
Prejudice lurking a lurking fear
Excluded evidence disappearing
Character evidence a double-edged sword
Impeachment allowed a final word
Prior convictions a stain on the soul
Truthfulness questioned losing all control
Hearsay a haunting refrain
Out-of-court statements driving me insane
Exceptions abound a confusing maze
Present sense impressions in a bewildered daze
Authentication a crucial test
Personal knowledge putting minds to the test
Self-authenticating documents a welcome sight
Best evidence rule shining its light
Parol Evidence Rule a barrier so tight
Extrinsic evidence banished from sight
Integrated agreements a judge's decree
My carefully crafted arguments silenced by thee
Witnesses a key to the truth
Competence credibility a matter of youth
Leading questions a double-edged sword
Impeachment looming a chilling word
Judicial notice a shortcut so grand
Facts not disputed across the land
Burden of proof a heavy weight
Preponderance beyond a doubt sealing my fate
Presumptions a shifting tide
Shifting the burden nowhere to hide
Rebuttable conclusive a legal quandary
The evidence enigma a constant quandary
Oh Federal Rules you guide my weary soul
Through the labyrinth of evidence taking its toll
But I'll conquer this beast with knowledge and might
And emerge victorious in the fading light
The Bar Exam awaits a daunting decree
But I'll face it with courage and finally be free
A lawyer of evidence with wisdom so deep
Guiding the truth while the secrets do sleep