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I am not the CEO of obesity
My tummy messing with your radio frequency?
My rectum ain't a victim of toxicity
The quantities I consume unspeakably huge!
I am not soft-boiled, I don't get spoiled
Don't put me in a pan with extra virgin oil
Foil me, I'll scramble your leg
C-c-cooking on this beat and I beg
(I'm not an egg!)
You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer
(I'm not an egg!)
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer
(I'm not an egg!)
Entertaining children with no attention span
(I'm not an egg!)
Got unlimited chins and rolls like that Michelin man, man, man
Can't escape my shadow, it's forty pounds
Vegetables or cake? It's a battleground
Throwing food in my mouth, it's a touchdown
Naming off my chins like some proper nouns
Family, sick of me, low-key
Gotta pee, gotta poo, maybe hit the drive thru
McDonald's Ronald on speed dial
But the ice cream machine's been down for a while
So am I (wait, what?), so am I (wait, what?)
I can't take it anymore I can't lie (wait, what?)
It's eggsistential, feeling like the Fall Guy (wait, what?)
At this point, I'll take all your french fries!
Sir this is a drive thru, you're holding up the line
Oh, sorry
(I'm not an egg!)
You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer
(I'm not an egg!)
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer
(I'm not an egg!)
Entertaining children with no attention span
(I'm not an egg!)
Got unlimited chins and rolls like that Michelin man, man, man
(I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)