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In a little cantina in Cabo Wabo
I poured a shot of mezcal in a glass
Started talkin' to the worm at the bottom of the bottle
We cried, and we laughed
'Bout then, I started losin' all feeling
For every shot I had, I must've had one more
Next thing I know, I was staring at the ceiling
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Well, it got a little wild at the bachelorette party
Little Katy Sheppard weighed a buck-o-five
She went from quiet and shy to wantin' to fight everybody
White dress, black eye
Teardrops fallin', makeup running
Like Tammy Faye Bakker prayin' to the Lord
Started out fun, but now she's done
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
For a good time-oh
Add some salt and lime-oh
Makes you feel so fine-oh
You'll keep wanting more
A few shots of agave
Makes your knees get wobbly
Then it wrecks your body
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Tommy turned 21 like a rock star buyin'
Cuervo Gold round after round
Thought he was bullet-proof til the shots started flyin'
Bottoms up, man down
Lyin' on the bar room floor, head spinnin'
Down for the count, lookin' for the door
Last thing he said, all blurry-eyed and grinnin'
Was one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
For a good time-oh
Add some salt and lime-oh
Makes you feel so fine-oh
You'll keep wanting more
A few shots of agave
Makes your knees get wobbly
Then it wrecks your body
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
A spaceship crashed in the Roswell Desert
Little green man stumbled into a bar
Tried to blend in with all the other fellers
So good, so far
A few drinks in he was having fun
'Til some military men walked through the door
They dragged him off to Area 51
Singin' one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
For a good time-oh
Add some salt and lime-oh
Makes you feel so fine-oh
You'll keep wanting more
A few shots of agave
Makes your knees get wobbly
Then it wrecks your body
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor