Don't Shoot (I'm a Man)

I get up every day

"It's a miracle", I'm told

Somehow I live to work

So I hit the road

Squeeze into my hybrid car

Drive as fast as I can

While I scan the rooftops

Yeah, I scan the rooftops

Don't shoot (don't shoot)

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

I live in every city

All around the world

Sometimes it's way too hot

Sometimes it's friggin' cold

One thing's always the same

No matter what they say

There's way too many problems

Way, way too many problems

Don't shoot (don't shoot)

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

You wish you were swinging from the trees

You wish you were slicing through the breeze

You wish you were king or queen

You wish you'd hit the lottery

But wishing is for chumps

High hoping is for fools

They'll hunt you down

And taze you, bro'

For playing with the rules

Don't shoot

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

I've got a big dilemma

To punt or go for broke

It's got me going sleepless

Well, I'm about to choke

So let me ask you something

Answer if you can

Think before you answer

There is no correct answer

So don't shoot (don't shoot)

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

Don't taze me, bro'

Don't taze me, bro'

Don't taze me, bro'

Don't taze me, bro'