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Across this mighty land of ours
Each state has its birds and flowers
St. Louis has its Cardinals
And Baltimore its Orioles
And Washington D.C. too has a specie of its very own
A high-breasted front-runner
Who makes every captive heart say
"I wish I might fly away with"
Lucy Baines
She is no Jackie, but then who complains?
She may be tacky, but she is the brains
Behind our foreign policy
Who else but Lucy could it be?
Lately she
Has grown addicted to the royal "we"
She tolerates no impropriety
When Bobby Baker comes to tea
"It's been a pleasure to serve you, ya hear?"
Guess who all was there on my date with Lucy Bains?
Twelve of Lynda's roommates
Eleven life reporters
Ten Texas Rangers
Nine Supreme Court judges
Eight stingray salesmen
Seven Secret Service
Six geese a-laying
Lyndon B. himself
Four beagles
Three Congressmen
Two baptizing clergy
Lucy Baines and me
Lucy Baines
Just like her pop, her popularity gains
She loves to sing out all those old refrains
Oh, those TV towers of Texas
Belong to Mom and me
You'll find no Texas real estate
In the name of Lyndon B
The eyes of Bishop Pike are upon you
My pop can make U Thant say "no"
Pop said, "Tut-tut
We'll have to cut
Deep in the heart of taxes"
Lucy Baines
Let other girls indulge, my girl abstains
But you should see her on the backs of trains
Why, she stands ten feet tall
Oh, Lady Bird is sweet
And Lynda Bird's a tweet
But Lucy Baines, you're the biggest bird of them all
Oh, what a bird