Not Ready To Be A Princess

Everything seems crazy big

And I'm feeling unsteady

Mom says I'll be just fine

But I don't think I'm ready

New school, new friends, new family

And a ball where they want me to dance

I'm just a little girl from a small, small town

In this world I don't stand a chance

I'm not ready to be a princess

I don't have what it takes

I'm too short for gowns

I look bad in crowns

And I'm gonna make a bajillion mistakes

I'm too average to be a princess

I respectfully refuse

I don't know the rules

I don't want the jewels

And these feet were made for comfortable shoes

Shelves bursting with trinkets

That I'm afraid to touch

Fancy toys and ginormous pillows

It's all much too much

Too much

I'm not ready to be a princess

One look and that seems clear

Cancel my debut

Keep your royal crew

And if I ever find Mom's room

I'm outta here

Sofia, not a noble name

Sofia, even my wave is lame

I'm not ready

To be a princess