Teacher's Pet

Which road to school today?

Whichever one they're bound to block my way

They'll push me down and knock me 'round

And when they're done they'll only say...

Don't forget, you're just a teacher's pet

And don't forget, you're just a teacher's pet

Yes, I know, I know, I know

Yes, I know, I know, I know

Finally in class, safe at my desk

I prepare to take today's test

I feel a hand upon my back

A girl begs me to help her pass

I can't help staring at her

I will give her the answer

And maybe then we could be friends

On every test she could depend

And don't forget, you're just a teacher's pet

And don't forget, you're just a teacher's pet

Here I am, I'm head of the class

Here I am, I'm head of the class

Yes, I know, I know, I know

Yes, I know, I know, I know

I know the words, I know the math

I know the this, I know the that

I know the words that she will say

When we get out of class today

And don't forget, you're just a teacher's pet

And don't forget, you're just a teacher's pet

Here I am, I'm head of the class

Here I am, I'm head of the class

Yes, I know, I know, I know

Yes, I know, I know, I know, yes!

Here I am, I'm head of the class

Here I am, I'm head of the class

Yes, I know, I know, I know

Yes! No!