Okie from Muskogee

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee

We don't take no trips on LSD

We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street

We like livin' right, and bein' free

We don't make a party out of lovin'

We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo

And we don't let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like them hippies out in San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

(Play it, sister)

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen

Football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

Yeah, we still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

White lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

And we still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest George Jones song