Slob On My Nob

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

Check in with me and do your job

Lay on the bed and give me head

Don't have to ask, don't have to beg

Juicy is my name, sex is my game

Let's call the boys, let's run a train

Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt

The natural curly hair, please, don't touch

First, find a mate, second find a place

Third, find a bag to hide the ho face

Real name Grover, I said, "Bend over"

I started to knock, then came the odor

Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh

Told her to stop and take a douche

Once she did that, I didn't want the cat

So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or somethin'

Suck a nigga dick or somethin'

Suck a nigga dick or somethin'

Suck a nigga dick or somethin'

My nigga D-Magic said he had to have it

I said, "Just forget it, it's too crabby"

Know a little freak in Hollywood

Sucks on dick, does it real good

She'll give you money, fill up your tummy

House full of kids, parents all sprungy

Once had her down, backyard ground

Hit it from the back, enjoyed the sound

Name undercover, always used a rubber

'Til I got caught fuckin' with her mother

She blamed it on me, we fought in the street

She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee

Called up the boys, went to her house

Trashed the whole place, threw the bitch out

Police busted in, where the niggas at?

We left just in time and never came back

Rolled through the hood, wavin' at the freaks

Who's sniffin' all the rocks and smokin' all the geeks

Made another stop, police station

Saw a few cops, drove by and sprayed 'em

License tag number, a nigga said he saw

Bogus all the time, never get caught