Someone Else’s Cafe / Doomscroller Tries To Relax

You can poison opposition

Find out which war to declare

You can polish up the prisons

And send all your critics there

You seem willing and able

And used to getting your way

But you're still waiting tables

In someone else's café oh

You can call yourself a living god

If it rallies up the troops

Reinstate the firing squad

Lace up your combat boots

Your vitals are stable

In your stupid beret

But you're still waiting tables

In someone else's cafe

In someone else's cafe

You can make 'em call you Beelzebub

You can make 'em call you chief, (chief)

Make some face paint out of baby blood

Wear a necklace made of teeth

You could be living a fable

In your one man parade

But you're still waiting tables

In someone else's cafe

From the rock of the cradle

'Til we're dead in our graves

We're all waiting tables

In someone else's cafe

In someone else's cafe

So let's enjoy each other's company

On the brink of our despair

Does someone have a song to sing

Or a joke that they could share?

Let's enjoy each other's company

On the brink of our despair (on the brink of our despair)

Does someone have a song to sing?

Or a joke that they could share? (A joke that they could share?)

So let's enjoy each other's company

On the brink of our despair (on the brink of our despair)

Does someone have a song to sing?

Or a joke that they could share? (A joke that they could share?)

Let's enjoy each other's company

On the brink of our despair (on the brink of our despair)

Does someone have a song to sing?

Or a joke that they could share? (A joke that they could share?)