I Can Swing My Sword!

Do you like my sword, sword?

Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You cannot afford, 'ford

'Ford my diamond sword, sword

Even if you could, could

I have a patent

No one else can make a sword

Exactly in this manner, manner

Welcome to my manor, manor

I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword

Whenever I get bored, bored

I can swing my sword, sword

I can swing my sword, sword

Once I hit the floorboards

But I had it restored

And it was expensive

But it was a write-off

Swinging is my business

And by that I mean swinging swords

Please do not ignore

Do you like my sword?

Ha!

I can swing my sword one time

I can swing it up and down

I can swing it round and round

Swing, swing, swing, swing

I can swing my sword two times

I can swing it left and right

I can swing it side to side

Swing, swing, swing, swing

I can swing my sword, sword

'Cause I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swords

Shut up!

Give it! Give me the sword!

(No, no, it's mine)

(It's mine) no, no

Shut up!

(I'll see you in court)

Alright!