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Good evening my dearest of ladies and one handful of gentlemen
I implore the attention of yours
This night is the single last eve and now perfected to share a story
A tale of a night before day
This is a story about an artisan, craftsman, maker and innovator
A gentleman of quality from within the Bavarians
Born momentarily into this world bearing a languorous
Skill before then unknown to any human in-kind
Thomas of Bavaria was known in and through all
The Russian and British empires as Thomas Bouverie
Such was this unique talent of topic that
Punctually he found himself a sort of superstar
Legendary, a sentient, animate, veritably live and living myth
At first it was pleasant, gratifying and most satisfactory
A lot of women were delightfully or vigorously pleased
Though they left but not behind and shortly
Boredom set in like a long slow hurricane
Pummeling and pounding with a hard, rude and
Indiscriminate force that left awkward then resonant scars
A traumatic disruption that only love itself could
Nurse and cleanse like some lemon iodine antidote
And thus with one foot landing alone just a little
Bit in front of his second, so his pilgrimage began
He traveled, oh how he traveled, all the
Seven of the world seas and then again
In search of a woman, no, THE woman, that
Could appreciate and respond to his techniques
His dexterity, brilliance, his artistry and earth him
Illuminate the lost path back down to the ground
For he had satisfied but was left himself
Malcontent, displeased and disappointed
Though then cometh along a queen
During his search for love, Tomcraft, as
They now called the application of his myth
Had proven to be more human than human
For his endless journey around the
World had only brought him back home
All the way to the very girl next door
To the queen
To the queen
To the queen of Bavaria
To the queen
To the queen
To the queen