Cause I Can Do It Right

Move over bacon there's somethin meatier

A natural born lover with love to give free to ya

Meatier, so all you bacon lovers move over

'Cause I'm so smooth they should call me Blackanova

I'm not tryin to say that I'm number one

I'm just a smooth operator that gets the job done

So, let me lick you from head to toe

Real slow

'Cause ever since I was young I could keep girls sprung

Just by the movement of my tongue

I remember it all started way back

In umm...Kindergarten!!

Some played with Lego's, some played with Play-Doh

But I was feelin girls like a ripe tomato

And now it's 1990 and you can find me as I dunk

Lockin up girls like I want

Yes I got a harem, but I don't share em

I collect em like Playdium and mmm, you gotta see em

Because the ladies is all I dream of

And not even Anita Baker can give sweeter love

You know why?

'Cause I can do it right [x4]

Yes I can!

Step up girls and get somethin to treasure

And welcome to the Smooth Operator's Palace of Pleasure

And if you're wonderin if I want it

I got a Kraftmatic with your name written on it

I reminisce sayin I take em eight to eighty

But I was just kiddin, no you have to be a lady

Even if you're too young, with the hypest body

I just don't go to a Similak party

So all those of age, we can get intimate

Bumper to bumper, so you can get your fender bent

I treat girls just like pastry

Mmmm tasty!

Very kinky when it comes to hanky panky

A well known player, but not for the Yankees

I won't say I'm the baddest or portray that role

But I'm up to top two and my father's gettin old

I'm takin love to a brand new height

And if lovin girls is wrong I don't want to be right

'Cause my man Babyface said that it's no crime

And of course I'll work Diana Ross overtime

You know why?