Yeast Infection

Well I was making love the other day

And I put my hand between her lovely legs

She was giving me a hickey

When I felt something sticky

And I did'nt know exactly what to say

Then slowly I removed her underwear

Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair

Well I knew I was'nt dreamin'

When I saw that yellow semen

And the smell of catfish really filled the air

CHORUS 1

I wanna show her my affection

But she's got a yeast infection

And her underwear is sticking to the wall

She pulled my head down closer to her crotch

She told me it would taste like butterscotch

Well I never had the heart

To pull grilled cheese apart

I'll turn my head so I won't have to watch

Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in

Yeah the puss and blood was a drippin' from my chin

She was kicking and a screamin'

And pissin' on the ceilin'

I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in

CHORUS 1

I wanna show her my affection

But she's got a yeast infection

And her underwear is sticking to the wall

Well I fucked her long and hard right then and there

And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair

I watched my pecker thumpin'

And when she started cummin'

It looked like makin' taffy at the fair

CHORUS 2

Well I showed her my affection

Though she's got a yeast infection

Now my underwear is sticking to my balls

Yes I showed her my affection

Though she's got a yeast infection

Now my underwear is sticking to my balls