Ugliest Girl on the Beach

Ay, boa noite

My name, Antonio Frankfurt

And my music

My music is about love

It's about making love and

In fact it's at the point now that I feel like I need to...

Cum every single day

And I'll have sex with any type of person

Even women that are like, spooky to me and things like that

And women that are very sick so

This song is like, about that

Thank you

Ah, she's the ugliest girl on the beach

But I still want a piece

Ooh, I'm not a good person at all

Under the shade of the baobab tree

I see her resting her head

Her giant head it doesn't fit on her neck

Aye aye aye

And her face it is covered in mustard

Her good eye is looking at me

And my heart is goes

Ah, she's the ugliest girl on the beach

But I still want a piece

Oh, I'm really just a slimy type of guy

Myeihh

She walks to me, approaching just like a camel

Her body is covered in bugs

So many strange little, freaky type of bugs now

She's so tall, but her legs are two different sizes

Her teeth, they're the big type of teeth, woah

And then I lay her down

Softly avoiding her rashes

And then we make love

In front of so many children on the beach

Woah-oh

We must make love on this beach

Because I actually live on this beach

I've committed so many crimes

Mostly for killing stray dogs

It goes

She's the ugliest girl on the beach