(What is) Celebrity?

What is celebrity?

The restoration of the science

And the arts

Which I provide it to you

You have a girlfriend

They scolded me on the TV shows

I wanna die, inject it through my veins

Short flight, everyday's plastic surgery

Show me the world today oh great!

Are you having a good time?

Take my authograph and send it to your dearest penpals

Radical Pop, Teenage Trouble

Celebrity

The only hero of this century and this earth

Inject it from my veins

Your motherfuckers still complain

'Bout my hair and what I'm wearing for a lunch

Pepperoni on my hands, yeah!