I Wish I Had a Gun Just Like the A-10

Oh I wish I had a gun just like the A-10

I'd be happy as a baby in a play pen

I'd mow 'em down like a weed-eater

With that thirty millimeter

I wish I had a gun just like the A10

Oh I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the eagle

I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal

Like a guy who ain't been laid for months

I'd shoot those fuckers all at once

I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the eagle

Oh I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen

To hang around that long is just a sin

And while you RTB and scoff

I'm doing loops and jacking off

I wish I had the gas just like mudhen

Oh I wish I had the alpha of a hornet

Living to fight slow when others scorn it

When I can still pitch and roll

That other guy's going out of control

I wish I had the alpha of a hornet

(You know all those things are nice, but when it comes right down to it, you just can't escape the fact, and that's this right here)

Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper

Probably since the time you wore a diaper

We got every mission that you do

I can fly 'em all better than you

Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper

'Cause we're single seat multirole

We can fly right up our own asshole

Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper