I've discovered the last digits of pi
I'll just tell you in case that you die
It's nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine
I've just saved you a whole lot of time
I can't believe I've discovered the end
There were too many digits to spend
I could give you my proof of my proof
But I'll need a bit of extra room
The first digit of pi is a three
That's a simple thing to agree
It's the second digit that's confusing to me
Because my calculator won't speak
Maybe there's an error in my code
Maybe there's a miscommunication of the road
I was told that the pi's still flowing
But my calculator says that it's not going
Maybe I should get another machine
To confirm what the other has seen
And maybe then I will know what is true
And then I'll bring my proof to you
But I doubt that another machine
Will tell me anything
My calculator's smarter than me
And I'll let it be