Bed and Breakfast Man (Live at London Palladium 2021)

Well there's a man I know

At least I used to years ago

I didn't really mind

He used to come round all the time

Of course he had to be fed

I had to give him a bed

He used to kip on my sofa

They used to call him a loafer

I've heard he's changed a lot since then

But some of his ways he just can't mend.

Till the other day

When he'd offer to pay

He didn't like his bed

He earned all he'd ever had

He didn't have no shame

He was a master at his game

He never showed his head

He was the bed and breakfast man

[Repeat x7]

Oh he was he was the bed and breakfast man