I Wanna Be A Homosexual

I got a little lisp

And I been working on my limp wrist

See women are a drag

And I think I wanna be a faggot man

A mincing ninny, prancing fairy

Merry little queen

A Bruce LaBruce wet dream

A nancy boy with wings

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be

Shock the middle class

Take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your little thing

When you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine

So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse?

You just need a man

A beefy leather fag

To take you out in drag, oh yeah

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be

Call me a faggot

Call me a butt loving fudge packing queer

But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight edge

That makes me wanna drink a beer and be a pansy

And be a homo

Shock the middle class

Take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your puny thing

When you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street

Who wears short shorts?

You wear short shorts

You're so full of shit

Why don't you admit

You don't have the balls to be a queer?

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be a homosexual