The Great Escape (But We Came Back for Snacks)

Doors unlocked

Cage open

Freedom calls

Wait - is that a chip bag I hear?

We planned it for days - the jailbreak of the year

Diesel mapped the route, Pepper volunteered

Charky said, "I'll supervise," - the surveillance camera way

Then we all screamed "GO!" and all flew the wrong way!

Humans shouting, feathers flying,

Pepper's lost - "guys, I think I'm dying!"

The Great Escape! We made it out alive!

For thirty whole seconds - yeah, we thrived

But then the sound of crunches hit our tracks

And we came right back for snacks!

Yeah - we came right back for snacks!

Charky's doing barrel rolls, yelling "FREEDOM FOREVER!"

Pepper hit the fan (again, so clever)

Diesel's in the doorway like a seasoned king

"Alright, boys, who forgot the map?"

The humans gasped, we made our mark

Until the chip bag crinkled - and that killed the spark

The Great Escape! We made it out alive!

For thirty whole seconds - yeah, we thrived

But then the sound of crunches hit our tracks

And we came right back for snacks!

Yeah - we came right back for snacks!

"We had one rule - never look back!"

"...But I smelled chips."

"This is why we can't have freedom."

"TO THE KITCHEN!!"

Flap! Squawk! Bang! Crunch!

Freedom's overrated - pass the lunch!

We don't need open skies

Just crumbs, crackers, and alibi lies!

The Great Escape! We gave it a shot

But the couch is soft and the food's still hot

We could've been legends, wild and free

But there's pistachios, so we stayed for tea!

Freedom calls... we'll answer soon

(After snacks, and maybe a nap at noon.)