Did I Shave My Bush For This?

I worked all day, cleanin' grease traps in grime

Soul-crushed and broke, just a-wastin' my time

Sent the kids off to Meemaw's, it's our special night

I hoped for some romance, but you're nowhere in sight

You don't bring me flowers, you don't even try

Just football and beer, with the TV up high

All that pain to look pretty, and I'm still bein' dissed

Did I shave my bush for this?

Bought a new dress, tryin' to spark up some heat

But you're glued to the game, burpin' beer on repeat

I shaved and I polished, put on red lace

But you don't even glance, won't look at my face

You don't bring me flowers, you don't even try

Just football and beer, with the TV up high

All that pain to look pretty, and I'm still bein' dissed

Did I shave my bush for this?

You promised a big house, with a porch and some land

Now we're stuck in this trailer, with bills in my hand

They're stacked to the ceilin', my hopes crash and burn

I primped for a king, got a slob in return

You don't bring me flowers, you don't even try

Just football and beer, with the TV up high

All that pain to look pretty, and I'm still bein' dissed

Did I shave my bush for this?

I pulled you to bed, got you stumblin' along

Your back's like a bear rug, thick, hairy, and strong

You're drunk as a mule, mumblin' low as you yawn

Then you say: "Darlin', where's that hairy bush gone?!"

You don't bring me flowers, you don't even try

Just football and beer, with the TV up high

All that pain to look pretty, and I'm still bein' dissed

Did I shave my bush for this?

Did I shave my bush for this?