The Peacemaker's Chauffeur

Cut the talk, Caesar, we don't have all day

Four bleedin' hours, how long can it take?

So many countries, so many names

And to the victors go the spoils

I don't wanna talk about fourteen points

I don't wanna talk about David Lloyd George

Seems to me to win this peace

Well, we must prepare for war

How should I know, Luke? I'm really not sure

I am, after all, a peacemaker's sure bore

Seems like the whole world's been turned on its head

And no one here can speak for the dead

I don't wanna talk about fourteen points

I don't wanna talk about David Lloyd George

Seems to me to win this peace

Well, we must prepare for war

I call your bluff and raise you ten more

Did your man happen to mention how they'd settle the score?

Well, there's some in the East still have something to say

And some old soldiers won't fade away

So many loud voices shakin' the floor

Can't imagine what they have in store

It seems to me to win this peace

Neither Fort Point, Caray, nor Clemenceau

Have told me themselves how it's gonna go

Surely some of the rumors must be at least half real

But never mind, Caesar, it's your deal

So many loud voices shakin' the floor

Can't imagine what they've got in store

It seems to me to win this peace

Well, we must prepare for war